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Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 530 Points

Bastard Aliens

Medals Earned: 5/13 (35/445 points)

Novice 5 Points

Clear Wave 1

Initiate 5 Points

Clear Wave 2

Adept 5 Points

Clear Wave 3

Competent 10 Points

Clear Wave 4

Proficient 10 Points

Clear Wave 5

Expert 10 Points

Clear Wave 6

Elite 25 Points

Clear Wave 7

Master 25 Points

Clear Wave 8

Virtuoso 50 Points

Clear Wave 9

Legend 50 Points

Clear Wave 10

Mythic 50 Points

Clear Wave 11

Sage 100 Points

Clear Wave 12

Icon 100 Points

Clear Wave 13

DN8

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Job done 50 Points

Complete the game

You're the man 100 Points

Complete all the challenges

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Madness: Sierra Nevada (Halloween UPDATE)

Medals Earned: 6/25 (75/640 points)

DEFLECTED! 10 Points

Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana

AAHW AGENT 5 Points

Get 5x combo

AAHW SOLDAT 5 Points

Get 10x combo

SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA 5 Points

Open one of the official levels

TO LIVE OR DIE IN NEVADA 25 Points

Finish one of the levels

BORROWED WHEELS 25 Points

Complete "Borrowed Wheels"

DEIMOS AND SANFORD 10 Points

Get 15x combo

JEBUS 25 Points

Get 20x combo

HANK 50 Points

Get 30x combo

TRICKY 50 Points

Get 50x combo

MAD CONSTRUCTOR 5 Points

Open the level editor

NEED MORE BANDAGES! 5 Points

Die 25 in one level

ENOUGH GAMES 10 Points

Deflect 13 bullets from one life

BLOODLUST 25 Points

Complete "Bloodlust"

BLOODY DENSITY 25 Points

Complete "Bloody Density"

KILLERGIFT 25 Points

Complete "Killergift"

MURDSPITE 25 Points

Complete "Murdspite"

DIVISO 25 Points

Complete "Diviso"

NOT TODAY 50 Points

Complete any level with the Chaser modifier

BLIND BUT STRONG 25 Points

Complete any level with Realism modifier

I STILL CAN DRIVE 50 Points

Complete any level with Drunken modifier

BERSERKER 25 Points

Complete any level with Berserker modifier

NOT THE CHOSEN ONE 25 Points

Complete any level with Real Time modifier

A PSYCHO 100 Points

Complete any level with all modifiers

WALLHACKER 10 Points

Kill two enemies through two walls

Mazza Claus

Medals Earned: 7/16 (155/565 points)

CUNT!! 25 Points

Press C

Good luck that is! 10 Points

Get shit on by a bird

Put your foot in it 10 Points

Tread in shit

I’ll glass thi’ 25 Points

Glass someone

‘Tis the season! 25 Points

Play the game during December.

Fuck this! 10 Points

Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles

Bet you can’t do that again… 50 Points

Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.

Perfect Santa 100 Points

Finish the game with all tasks completed

Jobs a good’un 25 Points

Complete the game

Cum All Ye Faithful 50 Points

Eliminate all the Cum Men

Brrffftttt…. 25 Points

Press F

Elf on the Shelf 25 Points

Destroy all the CCTV cameras

Wanna buy a day rider? 10 Points

Ride the bus

Blasphemy! 25 Points

Blow up baby Jesus

Man’s best friend 50 Points

Collect all the dog treats

...fair enough 100 Points

Knock two bird shits out of the sky.

North Pole Noir

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/470 points)

A Brief Reflection 5 Points

Ollie's Backstory

What Lurks In The Shadows 100 Points

Solve The Case

Whisper Of Death 100 Points

Solve The Case

A Glamorous Tragedy 50 Points

Solve The Case

A Starlet's Final Scene 5 Points

Interrogate The Suspects

Cold Case 5 Points

Identify The Frozen Corpse

Runaway 5 Points

Where’d Chip run off to?

Ballet Of Violence 5 Points

A Tale Of Toys And Rats

Pulp Enthusiast 5 Points

Battle For Light Vol.1

The Crash 25 Points

T'was A Dark Christmas

Bottoms Up! 25 Points

My Head Hurts And I Have A Dull Pain In My Chest

Gruss Vom Krampus! 10 Points

Merry Christmas!

Ice Skate Killer 10 Points

A Rookie Chasing Shadows and Dead Ends

Hardboiled 10 Points

Shoot First, Ask Questions Later

Firebug 10 Points

Fire Behind Her Eyes

Tarot 5 Points

Insight And Guidance

Beware The Beast 5 Points

Legend of the Yule Cat

Gruesome Masterpiece 5 Points

I'd Watch Them Squirm, Eyes Wide With Terror

Redemption 5 Points

Dove Of Hope

Junkie 5 Points

An Addicts Entire Existence Revolves Around Their Next Hit

Snow Way Out 5 Points

Master of Horror

Winter Gnomes 5 Points

They Dwell In The Snow, Hiding From The Eyes Of The World

Frost Tulip 5 Points

Delicate, But Tougher Than It Looks

Salvation 50 Points

I Could Use Some Soul Saving

Alone In The Arctic 10 Points

Whiskey And Demons Are My Only Companions

Politics.

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/115 points)

Shart Tsunami 5 Points

Get over 50 shart notes in a song

One Less First-World Problem 5 Points

Clear Safe Space with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

Civil War Stopper 5 Points

Clear Don't Matter to Me with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

You've Excelled For Once... 10 Points

Clear Stunning and Brave with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

Make The Whole World Proud 10 Points

Clear Watch It All Fall Down with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

Not Like Them 25 Points

Clear Because You're From London with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

Brought It Home 50 Points

Clear Get It Out The Door with at least a Silver Tongue ranking.

Rage Quit 5 Points

Quit a song once started

Politics. USA

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/370 points)

Thats Never Happened to Me Before 5 Points

Shart first before you do anything else

I Think We're Done So We Might As Well Eat the Gun 25 Points

Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Got a High-Score from Your Armchair 10 Points

Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

People Making People Fart on TV 10 Points

Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Your New Pastime 10 Points

Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Watch The Whole World Lose Their Mind 5 Points

Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

It's Not Them It's You 25 Points

Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score Has Just Impressed Everyone 5 Points

Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

You Excelled! 10 Points

Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Your High-Score is Driving Me Insane 5 Points

Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Waste Every Minute! 50 Points

Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.

Biden 5 Points

Quit a song once started

1988 5 Points

Play the retro game

Play Ball! 5 Points

Play the bonus song

The Very Definition of Insanity 50 Points

Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode

LCD-J 5 Points

Play every song in the Retro game

Anti-Cult Cult Propaganda 5 Points

Play a HS2 Track in the music player

Anti-Cult Cult Leader 25 Points

Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player

Leader of the Free World 100 Points

Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels

STOP THE COUNT!! 10 Points

Get Impeached!

scaling a mountain using the second amendment

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/345 points)

New England 5 Points

Complete New England

The Southeast 5 Points

Complete The Southeast

Texas 10 Points

Complete Texas

The Great Plains 25 Points

Complete The Great Plains

Pacific Northwest 50 Points

Complete Pacific Northwest

California and The Southwest 50 Points

Complete California and The Southwest

Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game

Express Healthcare 100 Points

Complete the game in less than 5 minutes

Stay Indoors

Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)

Late Night Snack 25 Points

Achieve Ending 1

Saviour! 25 Points

Achieve Ending 2

Couldn't Be Bothered 10 Points

Achieve Ending 3

Green Cross Code 10 Points

Achieve Ending 4

We Have Such Sights to Show You! 100 Points

Achieve Ending 5

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